



"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
So I printed out some of my favorite xkcd comics to tape by my desk at work.
I’m afraid none of my coworkers will understand my sense of humor.
No regrets, guys!
(But first I have to finish this stupid essay)