July 2012
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June 2012
Between Tumblr and Reading I haven't gotten a...
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
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birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
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Rules for dealing with the chronically ill:
thecaffeinatedvegan:
Always take into consideration that I may not be up to physically, or mentally, doing what you are asking me to do.
Preface any request with “How are you feeling? Would you be comfortable with doing this?”
The right way: “I’m in a bit of a pickle and need help with x. How are you feeling today? Is this something that you would be comfortable helping me with? Of course I...
Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre...
everdeen13:
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
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“I cannot win. I’m either being too emotional, or exaggerating, there is no in...”
– (via thecaffeinatedvegan)
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Whenever I see a sign that says "Free Books" I...
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castlecoffee13:
deerpong:
What was the original purpose of this website
It was a place made for hipsters, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
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There is Fifty Shades of Gray fan fiction.
lolbi-wankenobi:
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kissedmequiteinsane:
greatestview:
so it’s fanfiction based on a book based on fanfiction based on a book
i—
ficception
Plot twist: Fifty Shades of Gray fanfiction is better than Fifty Shades of Gray
I assume we're friends if:
You follow me.
I follow back.
I reblog shit from you.
You reblog shit from me.
birdywillow:
people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
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A challenge for those of you who think blinky shit...
sherlocksflataffect:
Next time you go out, count every strobey thing you see. Every. Last. One. Bet it’s more than you thought.
Then, go to whatever shining beacon of cluefulness is able to do something about those delightful hellbringers. Ask them to change it, since epileptic people do exist.
Take note of all the excuses and hate they throw at you. If you are in the US, I guaran-damn-tee no...
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I don't own my child's body →
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daitro:
(CNN) — My daughter occasionally goes on a hugging and kissing strike.
She’s 4. Her parents could get a hug or a kiss, but many people who know her cannot, at least right now. And I won’t make her.
“I would like you to hug Grandma, but I won’t make you do it,” I told her recently.
“I don’t have to?” she asked, cuddling up to me at...
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sh4ne:
how courteous of you to hide your auto play’s pause button
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
